Space Hat Mission Part 1

by Kelsey Scott

Only questions remain about The Orange Hat... Where has it been? Are space hats safe? Who funded this mission?

The leaked audio leaves us with more questions than answers in a time when rabid customers desire The Orange Hat more than any comparable consumer good. The only thing left to settle the mind of those restless individuals is a statement from NASA Command:

"We have no knowledge of any said "space" mission and in the event of any said "mission" we would never and will never disclose sensitive information and in the event that an individual finds themselves with knowledge of such sensitive nature, they should report it immediately."  

Well, it appears the more we learn, the less we know.